Sparrows in the Gutters

Dyed my hair dark and now I sort of look like a mix between a mob wife and a real housewife of New Jersey. Not complaining about that though. What makes me feel bizarre is how terrifyingly white and disproportionate my face is. My skin hasn’t gotten the message that it’s summer yet.

Also a side note. I have a crooked smile and when I was a kid before school pictures my mom used to try to teach me the “Rosie O’Donell smile” not sure to this day what this smile technique she was showing me had to do with Rosie but when I tried it out I had to get my pictures retaken because I had one eye closed and mouth was all screwed up like I had a stroke.

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This one time a 40 something year old man (who once tried to assure me he was 29)who I have no interest in and spends his days soaking his body in vodka sent me a nude picture of half of his body with a naked girl passed out in the bed behind him. There were no texts leading up to that. Just one image.Also the mirror he’s taking this picture in says the words “changes, changes” on it. My life in NYC left me with a lot of strange baggage.

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Cihuacoatl, the Mexica motherhood and fertility deity. It was explained that she went to war for unborn children and mothers in labor since there is such a thin line between life and death in the process of child birth.

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johncallmeacab:

ryancassata:

tess-is-elated:

So much love and support for Laura,

awwww

yes :)

Love you Laura! Against Me! is my favorite band and it is so beautiful to see someone you respect so much following their most desired and true path in life. <3

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I like how there is a post about the Mayan calendar and 2012 with a picture of an Aztec sacrificial stone on it which I guess whoever made this post thought was a Mayan calendar. I’m going to lose followers because I talk about shit no one cares about. I also think I know everything about the Mexica. It’s okay guys I hate myself just as much you hate me.

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There are several things I really want but will never have and I have compiled a list,
• Long blonde hair with thick beach waves that shimmer in the sun.
• A metabolism that allows me to eat pecan pie filling all day and still be skinny.
• A bunny that doesn’t fist fight me every time I clean her litter box.
• Little roads that have tunnels built around them that I can walk in a straight shot to my destination without getting rain on me.
• Diner fries and a strawberry milkshake
• The original Navez Massacre of The Innocents.
• A Scottish accent.
• 40-100 cloned copies of my dog.
• Acne Atacoma wedges.
• 0 calorie Panini
• 0 calorie avocados
• Sexual intercourse with David Krumholtz

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